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Chamonix shaft

This is the largest penis on Wanksy so far. Not that size matters. The right ball is slightly larger than the left and they’re both far too circular to be convincing, also there is an absence of pubic hair. But you … Continue reading

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Cockywrite infringement?

I started this blog in August 2010. The plan was to put photos of graffiti penises up and then to write short appraisals of the work. I thought the world would be full of graffiti cocks. A never-ending supply of … Continue reading

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Wankfield revisited – Shit London

I have a book called Shit London: Snapshots of a city on the edge, by Patrick Dalton and is a collection of photos taken in the capital that show the city at its shittest. It is also an excellent blog, and you … Continue reading

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Beating the Brentford blues

It was Blue Monday today. This is a day that PR people with the help of dubious scientific study have decided is the most depressing day of the year. And it hadn’t started particularly well for me. For starters this morning … Continue reading

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Dick Mystery at Djursholms gräddhylla

Our friends in Sweden are famed for being healthy, wealthy, attractive and well-educated. They’re also famed for being a bit boring and earnest. This week I was sent a clip from a Swedish newspaper that goes some way to dispel … Continue reading

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Services with a smile

Service stations are a popular stomping grounds for the fan of the crafty cock jot. Add to that an amusing poster whose principal aim is to draw attention to the shortcomings and too quick comings of a gentleman’s old feller and … Continue reading

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London Wankfields

This is the second completely puerile street sign to make it onto the virtual pages of Wanksy. I stumbled across this photo while looking on an old phone for a photo of an old friend. I didn’t find one of my old … Continue reading

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